Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Assorted sms jokes
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
☻I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
☻
☻If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
☻When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
☻Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
☻Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
☻Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
☻Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
☻Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
☻Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.
☻Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
☻Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
☻Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…
☻Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......
☻My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
☻Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice?
☻I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
☻Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…
☻If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
☻Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
☻Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry..............
☻Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!!
☻It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
☻News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
☻God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
☻The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
☻CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
☻This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
☻Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
☻I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
☻ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
☻Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
☻Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
☻Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
A:About 45 pounds!!
☻Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
☻I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
☻There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
☻What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
How do you breathe through that thing?
☻What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
☻I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
☻A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
☻Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
☻What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
☻Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
☻Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
☻What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Magnets have a positive side!
☻The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
☻Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
☻WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
☻What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
☻Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
☻Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
He was looking for Pooh!
☻What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
You don't, you've told her twice already!
☻What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
☻Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
☻Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
☻Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
☻I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
☻I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
☻How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
☻For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
☻What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
☻Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
☻Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
☻Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
☻What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
☻What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
☻How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
☻Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.
☻Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
☻Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.
☻ A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
☻ Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
☻ I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
☻ Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
☻ What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
☻I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
☻ It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
☻ I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
☻ Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.
☻ You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
☻ I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
☻ My Reality Check bounced.
☻ Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
☻ Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
☻ Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
☻Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
☻Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
☻There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
☻Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
☻As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
☻Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
☻What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.
- Trustworthy.
☻What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
☻Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
☻A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
☻Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1
- Because they don't have any. 1
☻What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.
- E.T. phoned home.
☻What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
What Men Know About Women.
☻A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
☻Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
☻How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
☻Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
☻If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
☻Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
☻If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
☻Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
☻I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
☻I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
☻Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
☻A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a "double entendre" - so he gave her one!
☻Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
☻A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
☻A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"
☻A dyslexic man walks into a bra
☻A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
☻A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
☻Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
☻I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
☻Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
☻News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
☻God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
☻The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
☻CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
☻Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
☻This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
☻Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
☻I want to suck you.. lick you.. wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
☻ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
☻Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.
☻Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
☻Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
A:About 45 pounds!!
☻Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
☻I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
☻There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
☻What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
How do you breathe through that thing?
☻What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
☻I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
☻A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
☻Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
☻What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.
☻Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
☻Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
☻What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
Magnets have a positive side!
☻The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
☻Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
☻WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
☻What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
☻Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
☻What do Germans use for birth control?
Their personalities!
Their personalities!
☻Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
He was looking for Pooh!
☻What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
You don't, you've told her twice already!
☻What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One fucked the miners, the other fucked the Majors
One fucked the miners, the other fucked the Majors
☻Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.
☻Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
☻Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
☻I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
☻What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German?
A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
☻I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
☻How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
☻For sale : Air Bags, Used once.
☻What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
☻What's the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
☻Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
☻What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
☻What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
☻How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
☻Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.
☻Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.
☻Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An fucking know it all.
☻A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
☻Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
☻Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.
☻I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
☻Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
☻What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
☻Q: How did the Pollack burn his face?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
☻Q: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia?
A: One has a real live culture.
☻Q: What's diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag?
A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.
A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive across the road.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummeasles are better so can I come in?
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam key broke in the lock.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I called by?
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight?
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked - that's why I knocked.
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive across the road.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummeasles are better so can I come in?
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam key broke in the lock.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I called by?
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mister.
Mister who?
Mister last bus home.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
York.
York who?
York coming over to my place tonight?
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Grandma. Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad Grandma's gone?
☻Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked - that's why I knocked.
☻friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
☻(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
☻He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
☻Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
☻Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!
☻T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
☻I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
em tube... View youtube videos on your symbion phones
The first thing that comes to mind when you hear about emTube is that it must be some you tube player but the fact is it’s not just another you tube player, its features make it very different and probably the best one so far. EmTube is a flash Lite YouTube player which doesn’t have a stylish 3d interface but has all the features which make it worth competing with the mobitube player released officially by nokia.Following features of emTube make it special:
1. By using emTube you can browse through the videos by writing keywords or it also has the option of in built feeds which can also be used to search videos.
2. You can also download the videos onto your phone and play them later on whenever you want.
3. You can also add the videos under favorites tag so that next time you want to see them you don’t have to browse through all the rest of videos.
4. The best part about emTube is that now you don’t have to wait for the download to get complete, it provides the facility of instant playback which means that it will also play the unfinished videos.
5. The next best thing about emTube is that in its forthcoming version you can also add comments to your favorite videos and you can also upload videos to you tube.
The application is already going under heavy development and very shortly two new versions of emTube are going to be released. One is a general application and the other is made specially to support N95 and its cool accelerometer feature.
Supported phones: all Symbian s60 phones
Download EmTube
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Download iPhone theme maker
Iphone, the source of latest tech buzz and rightly so. The first thing that attracts you to iphone is the stunning display and superb screen resolution and the default theme also does a lot to capture your attention. With this new mobile application called iphone theme maker you can make your own theme. Undoubtedly there are a million themes to be downloaded for iphone but if you still have not found the perfect one then this is the time for you to create your own theme. Just fill in all the loop holes in various themes you like and make a theme to which suits your mood and style. What you need to have is a little bit of creativity and some desire to create your own theme. It is not necessary for you to have any experience or any pro knowledge to use iphone theme maker, just install it and browse through your computer for available images and create your own theme in few clicks.
1. Iphone theme maker lets you create your own wallpapers, own icons, status bar, or May it be anything else.
2. Iphone theme maker also allows changing the existing theme or you can decide to start making a theme from scratch which obviously will be a little more time consuming.
3. Once you are done selecting the icons for different menus, you just need to place or rather I should say arrange them just as you want to them to look on your iphone.
4. It’s easy to do all this and once you are done, just click on the compile theme button and you can save the theme in zip or pxl format. It’s as easy as 1-2-3. Transfer the theme or call it your theme to your iphone and try out your creation and impress your friends.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
NOKIA Mobile Phone Tips and Tricks
Are you a NOKIA mobile phone user?
Here are some Useful Tips and Tricks for NOKIA Mobile Phone users. Some of these 'Tips' might be familiar to you. But I hope still you can get more useful tips and tricks for your phone!
Some Usefulness of 'edit' button (or 'abc' or 'pencil' button)..?
In the inbox , you want to delete multiple sms, simply hold the 'edit' button and scroll down. Then, press 'c' to delete the marked sms.
The 'edit' button can also be used to copy and paste text in sms. Simply hold it and scroll across the text. Then choose 'copy'. Again Press and hold the pencil key and press 'Paste'. It's pretty good for placing song names in Ngages.
To format the phone, press *#7370# or *#7780# and then enter the lock code(security code) of the phone.
(This is just soft reset, which restores the factory settings of the phone.)
NOTE: Battery must be full, else if format is disrupted by low battery, consequences will be disastrous.
S60 or Nseries users can format in an alternative way:
Switch off the phone and Press and Hold 3, * and Call (Send or Green button) buttons. Then power on phone and keep holding on the 3 buttons till you come to a 'Format Screen' or 'Language Selection Screen'. (Keep Trying again if doesn't work)
(This is the hard reset which helps the phone to tackle almost all problems and make all the 'settings' to default. After format, the security code would be reset to default 12345)
NOTE: Battery must be full, else if format is disrupted by low battery, consequences will be disastrous.
Any S60 USERS can install '.sis' files simply using the cable given.
Just plug it in and place the .sis file anywhere on 'e: drive'(or memory card). Then disconnect and look for it in 'file manager' to install.
Save on battery and system memory being used by regulary checking the task manager which can be accessed by holding down the menu button.
Type *#06# to display your IMEI serial number, which is very valuable for the unlocking of your phone to other sim cards.
Type *#0000# to view which firmware version you are running.
Type *#92702689# to display the 'life timer' of the phone.
Set the screen saver to a short time out period to prolong battery life.
Avoid restarting the phone by repeatedly turning it on and off. This helps to increase the battery life.
If you would like to avoid being "blue jacked", try to keep Bluetooth turned off or set your phone's visibility to hidden in the Bluetooth menu.
You can change the Operator logos. Use a file manager like FExplorer or SeleQ and add this directory "c:/system/Apps/phone/oplogo" Add a .bmp picture to the folder "oplogo" and restart your phone!
NOTE: The ".bmp" picture size needs to be 97 x 25 pixels
While you are viewing a picture in your phone's gallery, press one of these shortcut keys:
1 - turn image anticlockwise
3 - turn image clockwise
* - toggle on/off of full screen
5 - zoom in
0 - zoom out
(definitely works on 6600, not sure about other Symbians)
Press and hold the Menu key to open the application switching window, where you can switch between applications.
If a program hangs and you can't shut it down, select the application in the application switching window and press 'C' to kill it. It's also a faster way to exit programs.
Turn on/off the "click" sound made by the camera by selecting the 'Silent' profile or by turning warning tones on/off:
Menu - Profiles - "select your activated profile" - Personalise - Warning tones - On/Off.
(This also affects the sound of Java games and apps).
To change background image go to:
Menu - Tools - Settings - Phone - Standby mode - Background image - Yes - "choose an image".
The best size for background images is 174x132 pixels.
Display an image when someone is calling:
Menu - Contacts - "select a contact card" - Options - Edit - Options - Add thumbnail - "choose an image".
Add a personal ringing tone to a contact:
Menu - Contacts - "select a contact card" - Options - Open - Options - Ringing tone - "choose a ringing tone".
Send or hide your caller ID:
Go to Menu - Tools - Settings - Call - Send My Caller ID - 'Yes', 'No' or 'Set By Network' to follow the default settings of your home network.
In standby mode, press and hold the right soft key to activate voice dialing.
To add a voice tag to a phone number, open a contact card and scroll to the phone number and select Options > Add voice tag.
In standby mode,
45# + dials the number on your sim in memory slot 45.
50# + dials slot 50 and so on.
Here are some Useful Tips and Tricks for NOKIA Mobile Phone users. Some of these 'Tips' might be familiar to you. But I hope still you can get more useful tips and tricks for your phone!
Some Usefulness of 'edit' button (or 'abc' or 'pencil' button)..?
In the inbox , you want to delete multiple sms, simply hold the 'edit' button and scroll down. Then, press 'c' to delete the marked sms.
The 'edit' button can also be used to copy and paste text in sms. Simply hold it and scroll across the text. Then choose 'copy'. Again Press and hold the pencil key and press 'Paste'. It's pretty good for placing song names in Ngages.
To format the phone, press *#7370# or *#7780# and then enter the lock code(security code) of the phone.
(This is just soft reset, which restores the factory settings of the phone.)
NOTE: Battery must be full, else if format is disrupted by low battery, consequences will be disastrous.
S60 or Nseries users can format in an alternative way:
Switch off the phone and Press and Hold 3, * and Call (Send or Green button) buttons. Then power on phone and keep holding on the 3 buttons till you come to a 'Format Screen' or 'Language Selection Screen'. (Keep Trying again if doesn't work)
(This is the hard reset which helps the phone to tackle almost all problems and make all the 'settings' to default. After format, the security code would be reset to default 12345)
NOTE: Battery must be full, else if format is disrupted by low battery, consequences will be disastrous.
Any S60 USERS can install '.sis' files simply using the cable given.
Just plug it in and place the .sis file anywhere on 'e: drive'(or memory card). Then disconnect and look for it in 'file manager' to install.
Save on battery and system memory being used by regulary checking the task manager which can be accessed by holding down the menu button.
Type *#06# to display your IMEI serial number, which is very valuable for the unlocking of your phone to other sim cards.
Type *#0000# to view which firmware version you are running.
Type *#92702689# to display the 'life timer' of the phone.
Set the screen saver to a short time out period to prolong battery life.
Avoid restarting the phone by repeatedly turning it on and off. This helps to increase the battery life.
If you would like to avoid being "blue jacked", try to keep Bluetooth turned off or set your phone's visibility to hidden in the Bluetooth menu.
You can change the Operator logos. Use a file manager like FExplorer or SeleQ and add this directory "c:/system/Apps/phone/oplogo" Add a .bmp picture to the folder "oplogo" and restart your phone!
NOTE: The ".bmp" picture size needs to be 97 x 25 pixels
While you are viewing a picture in your phone's gallery, press one of these shortcut keys:
1 - turn image anticlockwise
3 - turn image clockwise
* - toggle on/off of full screen
5 - zoom in
0 - zoom out
(definitely works on 6600, not sure about other Symbians)
Press and hold the Menu key to open the application switching window, where you can switch between applications.
If a program hangs and you can't shut it down, select the application in the application switching window and press 'C' to kill it. It's also a faster way to exit programs.
Turn on/off the "click" sound made by the camera by selecting the 'Silent' profile or by turning warning tones on/off:
Menu - Profiles - "select your activated profile" - Personalise - Warning tones - On/Off.
(This also affects the sound of Java games and apps).
To change background image go to:
Menu - Tools - Settings - Phone - Standby mode - Background image - Yes - "choose an image".
The best size for background images is 174x132 pixels.
Display an image when someone is calling:
Menu - Contacts - "select a contact card" - Options - Edit - Options - Add thumbnail - "choose an image".
Add a personal ringing tone to a contact:
Menu - Contacts - "select a contact card" - Options - Open - Options - Ringing tone - "choose a ringing tone".
Send or hide your caller ID:
Go to Menu - Tools - Settings - Call - Send My Caller ID - 'Yes', 'No' or 'Set By Network' to follow the default settings of your home network.
In standby mode, press and hold the right soft key to activate voice dialing.
To add a voice tag to a phone number, open a contact card and scroll to the phone number and select Options > Add voice tag.
In standby mode,
45# + dials the number on your sim in memory slot 45.
50# + dials slot 50 and so on.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Omnia. the next is here...
Pros: Attractive user interface; great 5-megapixel camera; plays multiple video file formats.Cons: Browser freezes up at times; GPS navigation does not work out of the box; touchscreen interface is frustrating without the stylus.
i900 OMNIA
(Samsung)
HSDPA Windows Mobile phoneCamera: 5-megapixels autofocus
Operating system: Windows Mobile 6.1 Professional
Display: 3.2in VGA (240 x 400pixels) touch-sensitive TFT LCD
Messaging: MMS, SMS, e-mail, MSN Messenger Mobile
Connectivity: Bluetooth, HSDPA, EDGE, GSM 850/1800/1900, WiFi 802.11b/g, USB 2.0
Phone memory: 256MB ROM, 128MB RAM, 8GB internal memory
Expansion slot: microSDHC (up to 16GB)
Battery type: 1,440mAh lithium-ion
Standby/talk time: 500 hours/5 hours 50 minutes
Other features: TouchWiz UI, FM radio, Video playback (supports DivX, XviD, H.263, WMV and MP4 files), Microsoft Office Mobile, Java applications, Opera Mobile web browser, built-in GPS, Push e-mail
Weight: 122g
Dimensions (w x d x h): 112mm x 56.9mm x 12.5mm
My comenys: Awsome phone to buy if u dont mind the price tag. i feel this phone would revamp samsungs hold in mobile industry. Gives a good cometition to Nokia N96 and the apple Iphone
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Gmail pop3 settings for your phone.
In order to view your Gmail e-mails from your phones mailbox you
should first enable pop3 e-mail from Gmail options then make the
following settings.
should first enable pop3 e-mail from Gmail options then make the
following settings.
incoming mail : pop.gmail.com
outgoing mail : smtp.gmail.com
username: your e-mail address
password: your password
smtp authentication : on
ADVANCED SETTINGS pop3
port : 995
smtp port : 465
use ssl port 4 pop3 : on
use ssl 4 smtp : on
rest all off.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Bluejacking FAQ's.
Bluejacking!: FAQ
1.When you bluejack, does the victim's phone/PDA just show that there
is an incoming contact or does it get accepted by the phone or PDA and
entered into the address book?
Ans: on most models the phone will bleep the same tone as when a text
message is received, and it will show a message similar to ''name of
contact has just been received by Bluetooth''. If the user then
accepts it, the contact will appear in their phonebook. From here the
user can see what is written in the other fields too.
2. I want to know how to send a business card, if at all possible,
from a SE T610.
Ans: A simple answer would be that a business card is the same as a
phone book contact, so yes, you can send them from a T610 because it
has Bluetooth. You can follow the same guide that I have written for
sending contacts.
3. Whenever I try and bluejack someone it asks for a passkey. What am
I doing wrong?
Ans: Ah. You are trying to pair your phone to another Bluetooth
device. This is not what you want to do and won't work. Instead of
going into 'My devices' in your Bluetooth menu, select the
contact/item you want to send and choose 'Send' then 'Bluetooth'.
4. Is bluejacking free?
Ans: Yes. It's free because it uses technology on your phone not your
simcard. Since your network only has control on network-provided
features, and Bluetooth is a feature on your phone not provided by
your network, it is free.
5. Will my phone number be sent out with anything I send when I
bluejack somebody?
Ans: No. As I said earlier, Bluetooth is a feature on your phone and
has nothing to do with your network and therefore nothing to do with
your phone number.
5. How do I stop people from bluejacking me?
Ans:You can either go into your Bluetooth menu and switch it off, or
if you need Bluetooth on for one reason or another you can simply set
your phone to 'Undiscoverable' in your Bluetooth menu. This means that
other Bluetooth devices won't find you when they search for Bluetooth
devices.
Bluejacking(legal or illegal you decide)
Explanation
1. Get your hands on a Bluetooth-enabled device mobile phone.
2. Create a new phone book contact, with the message you want to send
to someone in the 'Name' field. e.g. 'I like the look of your
cappuccino'.
3. Go to a busy place (Busy shopping centre, High Street, On a train/
tube / bus, Cinema, Cafe/ restaurant/ pub, Mobile phone shop,
Electronics shop, etc..).
4. Select the contact you made earlier, and choose 'Send via Bluetooth'.
5. Your phone will search for other Bluetooth devices roughly 10
metres around you. It will either list available devices, or say none
could be found. If it doesn't find any, choose another spot.
6. Your phone will list the names of devices in range. Sometimes the
names will give you a clue to the model of phone.
7. Select one of these devices listed for your phone book contact to be sent to.
8. If all goes well, your contact will be sent to the selected device.
9. If you can, try to casually look around you and see if you spot
anybody with a bluetooth enabled phone/device nearby looking truly
puzzled. It would help greatly if you know which phones have Bluetooth
and which don't. This way, you can eliminate anybody who is looking
at, say, their Nokia 3310 which doesn't have Bluetooth.
10. The rest, as they say, is up to you.
In case it all goes wrong: If you manage to identify your victim and
they are looking angry rather than puzzled & confused, jellyellie's
advise is to run, not walk, in the opposite direction!
The Reveal: 'The Reveal' is what it all comes down to in the end. It
is what your messages have been building up to, and it's certainly the
climax of your exchange. If you know who your victim is, when it's
time for you to leave the area send them a contact saying something
like ''Listen out for 'parrot''. Then, as you walk past them, say
(loudly) to yourself ''I hope my parrot will be OK!'' That will
definitely get their attention.
Have fun. Stay out of trouble though:-)
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
How to download photos from ORKUT albums using mobile...
ORKUT has disabled right click over album photos, either through a
strong disabler or embedding. But i lot of ppl asked me a trick how to
get their hands on these photos still.
strong disabler or embedding. But i lot of ppl asked me a trick how to
get their hands on these photos still.
The answer is simple:-) you need operamini(R) and any gprs enabled phone.
steps:
1. open the photo using your operamini(R) browser.
2. Then in opera Menu>tools>page information.
3. click on the option, ...download images...
4. A page with all the pictures present in the initial page will appear
5. click on the pic you need to download. There you will get the pic
on your phone:)
Keep checkin for more.....
--
http://themobilemaniac.blogspot.com
Monday, December 1, 2008
Spice (Karnataka) GPRS Settings.
SIMPLY DOWNLOAD
Account Name: Churumuri
Access Point Name(APN): simplydownload-wapProxy
Address: 10.200.200.3
Proxy Port: 8080
Authentication: Normal
Home Page: http://wap.spicetele.com
Username: BLANK
Password: BLANK
Data Bearer: Packet Data or GPRS
My phone. W550I.....
Features of the Sony Ericsson W550i include:
*. Walkman media player with Mega Bass and stereo widening (I like the
user interface of the player)
*.FM radio with RDS(it just works fine. nothin great)
*.Stereo headset supplied(this is real cool. the bass effect is satisfactory)
*.1.3 megapixel camera with 4x digital zoom, photo light and picture
editor(not that great)
*.Video camera with VideoDJ video editing software(video editing is
cool, i made a few fun edits)
*.Sound recorder
*.Display: TFT, 262k colours, 176 x 220 pixels
*.Speakerphone
*.Messaging: SMS, EMS,MMS, instant messaging, email(the email is a bit
irritating to configure)
*.predictive text
*.40-voice polyphonic ringtones
*.MusicDJ MIDI melody composer
*.Animated wallpaper & screensaver
*.3D Games: embedded & downloadable(thats cool)
*.Picture phonebook
*.Personal organiser functions
*.Changeable covers (i got orange and black)
*.Memory: 256 Mbytes(its built in not expandable)
*.Connectivity: Bluetooth, USB & infrared, modem, WAP 2.0,GPRS
*.XHTML browser
*.Vibration alert
*.Triband
*.Size: 93 x 47 x 23 mm
*.Weight: 120g
*.Talktime: 8 hours
*.Battery standby: 375
# This phone is dam durable. im using since a year and a half. Not any
glitch yet. Yep its bulky and no expandable memory, but who cares when
i have free downloads AND free wap which lets me store stuff online.
Keep reading for more stuff:-)
UCWEB updates
UCWEB lets you get all you want.
The powerful download function makes your download easily, and which
make you save time and cost.
UCWEB download function supports the big file download and the break
points discontinuous transmission, which adopts the data compression
technique to reduce the data traffic. Do you regret that you can't
save the sites/pages you like? Is there no storage space for storing
MP3, games? Is data lost when you change mobile phone? Don't worry,
UCWEB resolves these problems for you! It offers service such as
bookmark, favorite, user can manage web sites which regularly browsed
easily in mobile phone or in PC. The mobile phone hard disk is the
bridge of PC and mobile phone, by which accessing the picture, MP3 and
game is easyWith a mobile phone, the latest hot Internet information
can be subscribed! With RSS news subscription function you can
subscribe RSS seeds, and manage the RSS resource, and then read the
updated details in RSS freely. You can login directly in your mobile
phone, or open http://my.ucweb.com/ to subscript the RSS seeds. With
the shortcut key function, it makes the whole operation process of
UCWEB simply, convenient. You can assemble shortcut keys with single
key or double keys, and setup shortcut key by yourself. The customized
service makes you enjoy the fully wireless happiness.
UCweb, a cool browser...
This is a smarter browser than operamini.
This is why......
1. Tag support: multiple windows trun 15 can be opened at a time. The
best part is, when one tab is loading, another can be oppend.
2. Built in download manager: it lets you download file sizes above
the restrictions of service providers. Like AIRTEL allows only 2MB
limit yet UCweb downloads any size:)
3. Uploading: yep. this browser allows easy upload unlike opera.
opera has still to be fixed about the upload errors.
Some DRAWBACKS:
.poorer javascript support than opera mini
.the small screen rendering is very poor, the pages dont appear like
that in opera or teashark
:)but for braking rules and downloading any size music files and
videos, THIS IS THE BEST CHOICE.
Download using your wap browser from: http://wap.ucweb.com/download
More info will be added
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